BOTTLE ROCKET Drinking Game
Should Bottle Rocket have a drinking game? Drinking games
that follow movies don't seem to be the most spontaneous of games...since we
might know the movie too well. Even if the game never materializes it's
still fun to think about. Here goes nothing...
Possible events:
- If Anthony fixes his hair, drink 2 shots.
- If someone says "What?!", drink 1 shot.
- If Dignan points while he talks, drink 2 shots.
- If someone says "Jerry" or "Inez", drink 1 shot.
- If someone breaks the 3rd Commandment (i.e. "Goddamnit!", "God!", "Jesus!",
"Jesus Christ!"), drink 2 shots.
- If someone says the word "sorry", drink 1 shot.
- Close-up camera angle, drink 1 shot.
- Others? -
E-mail
a suggestion and it can be listed here:
- Every time someone says "man" at the end of a sentence, drink 1 shot. -
from Jason
- How about 1 shot and 1 beer when your hear "Ka Kaww Ka Kaww" - from Jayson
S.
Start by:
- Pick and choose your numbers as a group.
- Agree to do all. Wow...might not be possible.
- Draw numbers out of a hat to decide who does what.
Variations and Handicaps:
- Switch shots with 6oz.(half can) of beer.
- Handicap by measuring different agreed upon amounts in 'fingers' (amount
of fingers up the side of the glass / a simple way for inebriated people to
measure liquids) before the game starts.
- Take the Texas theme a little to far, switch the shots with Tabasco, and literally get 'sauced'.
- Change the amount of whole shots taken at each event to weaken or strengthen game for
everyone.
- Screw the game and "have a Tom Collins."
Win:
- Game officially ends when you can look your neighbor sincerely in the eyes
and lip-sync Dignan's words at the end of the movie, "We did it though, didn't we?" and
then they mouth Anthony's words, "Yeah we did it all right."
- Win? Everybody wins.
- Don't drive, operate heavy machinery, or attempt to rob a bookstore.
Notes:
- Disclaimer/Explanation: Thinking and talking about a Bottle Rocket
drinking game is for entertainment value, not to support heavy drinking of
alcohol. These drinking game suggestions have not been physically tested.
Alcohol in the amounts mentioned above might not be safe for any human to
drink at one sitting. Know your limits and act responsibly.
- Bottle Rocket was actually mentioned on a "drinking game" website recently (http://www.barmeister.com/cgi-bin/game.view.pl?game=80). While their strategy seems simple, it was a good start.
Corrections?, Additions?, please e-mail
me@littlebanana.com
